Showing posts with label doctor who. Show all posts
Showing posts with label doctor who. Show all posts

Thursday, 28 July 2016

Musings on a female Doctor Who


Mere days before Matt Smith announced his run as the Doctor was coming to an end, I posted a piece on Yahoo asking the question 'Is it time for a female Doctor?'. When the announcement about Smith's departure landed, the piece suddenly made the Yahoo! home page and - well - all hell broke loose.

Here's the first piece:
Doctor Who: Is it time for a female Doctor?
With Matt Smith to leave his role as the Doctor at the end of this year, has Alex Kingston's River Song paved the way for a new female Doctor?

There have now been eleven Doctors in 'Doctor Who'. That's eleven Timelords played by eleven men through eleven regenerations. The long-term assistants - though there have of course been men from time to time - have tended to be female. This male Doctor/female assistant dynamic has been the one constant for the cult TV show but in the fifty years since the show began, the roles of men and women have changed in our society. Why, then, have they not changed in the show?

The most recent series have certainly created more 'equal' females for the Doctor, with many of these mere humans risking life and limb and proving to be smart, courageous and always so incredibly loyal.

None has been more equal, though, than River Song. Thanks to Alex Kingston's hilarious, dramatic and often heartbreaking portrayal of the character, a time-travelling, regenerating female is no longer an item of speculation but a reality much loved by fans. River Song knows how to fly the TARDIS, how to hold her own against an alien race (and more often than not - the human race) and has given audiences just as much fun, emotion, excitement and adventure as any male Doctor.


Surely then, now that Matt Smith is leaving the show it's time for the Doctor to regenerate into a woman. After all, his eleventh Doctor initially thought he might be a woman when, having just regenerated, he touched his slightly long hair and cried 'I'm a girl!'. Imagine the hilarity if a new, female Doctor were to be reunited with her wife, River Song! What would Captain Jack make of a woman Doctor? Or Vastra and Jenny? Strax, of course, wouldn't notice a difference. Add to this a male assistant in need of excitement and escape, as they so often are, and there's surely a brilliant pairing ready to provide yet more TV gold.

'Doctor Who' is a show about regenerating - not just the Doctor himself, but the alien worlds, the enemies, the assistants and the special effects. Before it can become tired, the show needs - quite literally - a face lift. Time may be a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff but isn't it time we got a female Doctor in the TARDIS?


Now, the comments garnered by this piece were so angry that I wrote a second piece inspired by them. Here's that piece (originally posted at Yahoo!): 
Doctor Who: Hate-filled and sexist attitudes from fans ruined the big reveal
With another man cast as the Doctor, why are fans so reluctant to see a woman take on the role?
Why the vitriolic reaction to the question ‘Is it time for a female Doctor?’ made the announcement of Peter Capaldi’s casting in the role so disappointing.
Around the time Matt Smith announced he was to leave ‘Doctor Who’, an article I had written about the show – in which I asked whether it was time for a female Doctor – proved to be quite the topic for debate. Some were in agreement and others, unsurprisingly, were adamant that the role should not be played by a woman.
It seemed that, with the fiftieth anniversary approaching, something big was coming. Alex Kingston’s character Dr River Song had proven immensely popular, the Doctor had accidentally created a daughter with two hearts and audiences were taking to the idea of a woman who could regenerate. Looking back over the last fifty years, the continuing success of the show, the concept of regeneration and the constant shift in dynamic between Doctor and companion, it seemed to me that perhaps now was the moment for a change. I didn’t just want a woman to take on the role. I wanted a male companion to go along with her. Or perhaps a Doctor of colour. Just something different.
I expected passionate, enthusiastic responses on both sides of the debate. This is ‘Doctor Who’ after all. However, I was stunned by the sheer level of hatred and vitriol that appeared when the article went live.
Some readers – both male and female – chose to attack me for having written the article, assuming incorrectly that I wanted the next Doctor to be a woman simply because I was one and must therefore have been forcing my feminist agenda down their throats. As if women could have a valid opinion. What was I thinking? Some even had the courtesy to address me directly, with one commenting, ‘why do you PC brigade ever get to air these stupid, spoiling views, just enjoy what you have’ and another discarding the article entirely it seems because ‘Surprise surprise the article is by a woman.’ Had a man written the exact same article, would it have been more valid?
Others took the suggestion to ridiculous lengths, asking why we didn’t just make the new Doctor ‘a blind, disabled, half black, half chinese, transexual’ or ‘a lesbian while you're at it; maybe with a ladyboy as an assistant!’.
Then there were those who simply wanted to air their sexist views, with many foreseeing the end of the show because ‘She'd never be out the tardis for changing her makeup’. One speculated: ‘can you imagine the doctor with PMS god help the universe’.
Those behind the show then announced that Clara would be staying and I went right off the idea of a female Doctor. The show has broken so many boundaries already but I feared that casting female actresses in both the lead roles would be too much for many fans, myself included.
Throughout this entire process, I always had complete faith in Steven Moffat. It felt to me like he would be open to the idea of change but wouldn’t bow to public pressure and, in the end, would opt for whoever he felt would do the best job.
So at the moment Peter Capaldi was announced as the new Doctor I was excitedly watching the BBC along with so many other fans across the world – and I do think he will be brilliant. But seeing that typical white male walk out made my heart sink a little. It must be my feminine hormones acting up again. They do that from time to time.
Now, after Joss Whedon commented that he'd consider writing for the show - but only if the Doctor was played by a woman (or Idris Elba!) - the debate has resurfaced. So, dare I ask, what do you think? Play nice, kiddies...

Monday, 29 September 2014

Doctor Who: The Re-imagining - fan-fiction script

When Matt Smith announced he was leaving Doctor Who, a feature I had written which asked the question ‘Is it time for a female Doctor Who?’ went viral – perhaps unsurprisingly. Many were appalled at the mere suggestion and I actually managed to get a second feature written based solely on the vitriolic comments the first article sparked.

Yet throughout all of this hatred, one pairing stuck in my mind. As I contemplated which actress (or actor – yes I was thinking of both!) might work really well as the new Doctor, Olivia Colman popped into my head and just wouldn’t leave.

Having seen her in Tyrannosaur I knew she could do drama; she could break your heart. And everyone knew already just how funny she was from her earlier TV work and films like Hot Fuzz. She seemed the perfect choice.

A female Doctor required a male companion in my mind too and it occurred to me that the loveable Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley to Harry Potter fans) might just be brilliant. He could be endearing, angry, feisty, stroppy - all the great marks of an interesting companion.

The pairing stuck with me, even after Peter Capaldi was announced as the replacement.

And so, I give you Doctor Who: The Re-imagining, a fun little script I wrote in which the Doctor (Olivia Colman) and her new assistant (Rupert Grint) go on their first adventure. I hope you like it!

Please take it in the context it was meant – a laugh!

Safe travels, Whovians xxx

Saturday, 10 August 2013

The Female Doctor Arrives: a fan's love letter to the sexists


I never imagined that writing an article where I simply raised the question of whether or not it was time for a female Doctor Who would get such an insane reaction. Apart from the many who simply said they would rather the Doctor remained a man (fair enough!), there was also numerous so-terrifying-it-was-positively-hilarious comments on the article, ranging from the notion that I was simply being PC for PC's sake to the belief that a woman as the Doctor would never work because she would be on her period and doing her make-up all the time.

So, in answer to all those narrow-minded sexists, I have written my own little intro for a new Doctor who likes to go on adventures, take a companion along for the ride and visit new worlds. She also happens to be a woman. 

Matt Smith's Doctor is no more and his overly long locks have grown even further into those of a female. 

Doctor: I'm a woman! Oh this is going to be fun! Wait, where did Clara go?

Assistant: She had to leave. Figured it was time for her to go, seeing as she'd already saved you over and over. Some women just can't help saving you, huh?

Doctor: Yeah I do kind of bring that out of people don't I. Well, women. Ooh like me now!

Assistant: But I thought Timelords were all men?

Doctor: Why?

Assistant: Well it is Timelord isn't it?

Doctor: So? Who do you think gives birth to them all?

Assistant: I guess. 

Doctor: Besides. You're all human aren't you. I mean there isn't a huwoman race out there I've been missing is there?

Assistant: Nope. Just us.

Doctor: Wait up. You're a guy!

Assistant: Yup. Sometimes guys want to be whisked away by a woman for an adventure you know. Times change.

Doctor: Excellent! Where shall we go first then? I'm driving.


So where should they go next?

Friday, 13 July 2012

Neil Gaiman Signs Children’s Book Deal

The multi-talented Neil Gaiman, author of Stardust and writer of one of (in my humble opinion) the best episodes of Dr Who to date – The Doctor’s Wife – is to venture into the world of children’s books after signing a 5-book deal with US publisher HarperCollins. The deal is for three children’s novels and two picture books – one of which will be Chu’s Day, a story about a sneeze-prone panda.

"Chu's Day is the first book I've ever written for really little kids. Ones who cannot read. Ones who can only just walk. Those ones. I hope that they like it, or at least, that they love Adam Rex's amazing illustrations," said Gaiman. He adds that the book will "test his sneeze-resisting powers to the limit – there's the library (dusty books!), the diner (pepper!), and then the circus (all those animals!). How big can a sneeze really be? Just wait and see …"
Anything that involves pandas is good with me, but throw Gaiman into the mix and I am one very excitable lady!

And just for a giggle - if you haven't seen this brilliant video of an actual sneezing panda and the fright the kid gives the mother - check it out at YouTube now!

 Source: The Guardian

Thursday, 21 July 2011

My dream fictitious dinner party

Ever had the discussion about who would be at your dream dinner party - alive or dead? People's lists normally include all sorts of people from Lady Gaga to JFK ... but what if you could have a dinner party with your favourite fictitious characters from book or film? Who would you invite? Here is my selection for a dream dinner party...

My dream list of guests is as follows:
Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird)

Ron Burgundy (Anchorman)








Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)


Jacob Black (Twilight Saga)



 

The Doctor (in the form of David Tennant please!)










Aragorn (Lord of the Rings)










Elizabeth Bennett (Pride and Prejudice)

Vianne Rocher (Chocolat)










Sugar Kane Kowalczyk (Some Like it Hot)










Princess Leia (Star Wars)










Yvaine (Stardust)









Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons)
 










Jean Louise ‘Scout’ Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird)






At the start of the night (in the drinking, pre-eating stage of the evening) Scout would be allowed to stay up with her dad to meet the guests and would have her friend Lisa Simpson to talk to once when had been sent upstairs to bed (wouldn’t they just have the best chats ever!)

Friendships that might begin over the first course: Atticus Finch and Elizabeth Bennett. I imagine, as they are both moral but quietly daring for their times, they would get on really well. I can also see Ron Weasley and Jacob Black getting on… that is, unless Jacob sees Ron as one of the pale faces. Yvaine and Princess Leia could talk out of world experiences with the Doctor and compare notes on which planet is the most interesting – or amusing to watch. Ron Burgundy would probably want to “be on” Sugar, and she might just go for it (fuzzy end of the lollipop in that moustache) – unless Aragorn steps in to be her knight in shining armour.  And the lovely Vianne, who would no doubt get along with everybody, would bring us the most delectable assortment of treats for dessert.

And as for me? I would be chatting to Elizabeth Bennett and Yvaine as much as I could, having heated debates over moral issues with Atticus and Aragorn and drooling over David Tennant’s Doctor, wishing he would transport me to somewhere really cool. Sugar and Ron Burgundy would be making me laugh all evening and I could spend hours listening to Vianne talk about chocolate. I would be a little overly friendly with Jacob Black and get him to hug me (shirt optional). I would ask Ron W about how his family are doing and get him to teach me a few spells.

And though I would love to see them in the flesh I opted out of inviting the rugged and oh so sexy Mr Rochester and Mr Darcy because let’s face it – they’d make horrible dinner party guests. Rochester would be snapping at people and making them feel awkward and Darcy would just be brooding off in a corner, staring at Elizabeth.

So who would be at your dream dinner party and why....?

LE xxx